If something can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes a woman sad or angry… generally, a man meant the other one.ģ8. Truth bomb : Women don’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret models. Be prepared to look like a hot mess for it to truly be effective.ģ5. Crying in front of a man, is technically blackmail. Even when dealt with swiftly, this contagious disease re-occurs over and over again.ģ3. It can also be commonly referred to as open-drawer-itis. Men drink well with others and don’t need any coaxing or provocation.ģ2. Honest to Pete… do you have an unfinished project in your household that can only be completed by a man !?! Light it on fire.ģ1. Stud muffin will puff up like a peacock.ģ0. You can praise them, but go easy on the pedal or Mr. Getting a man organized is like herding a cat or pushing a rope uphill.Ģ9. They are delicious for two nibbles and then you start to hate yourself.Ģ8. Let’s face it, they go a little bit bonkers if you don’t change the oil in your car. They suddenly like to cook if danger and fire are involved. It makes you want to punch them and kiss them all at once.Ģ5. After a bottle of champagne, they start licking faces. Men would rather take a bullet than pick up tampons at the grocery store.Ģ4. It’s funny how men are brave enough to go to war, but shudder at the thought of a bikini wax.Ģ3. Do you want to know who else has boobs? Your Mom.Ģ2. Booby kryptonite : Dear men, they are just boobs. Men have two types : sexy-cool and a horrific-speedo.Ģ1. Women have two types : depressing and more depressing. It’s easier for a man to buy a bathing suit : You can shake down a small village with that roar.Ģ0. For the love of all things holy.ĭear, grizzly Adams… what the hell is up with your snoring? Breathing like a normal person seems like no biggie to women. It has never once fooled anyone into thinking you have hair. If men make the bed and do the laundry, we will gasp.ġ8. When men talk with food in their mouth, it makes you want to reach right across the table and slap them with a hot dog while mumbling the word wanker under your breath.ġ7.
A saint would have taught you to put the lid down.ġ6. Men like gadgets with lots of fancy shiny black buttons. Men do things that make us go aaaackkkkkk and make us go ahhhhhhhhh all at once. If it’s attention that you want, don’t get in a relationship with a man during playoff season.ġ2. A woman speaks about 7,000 words a day a man speaks about 2,000.ġ1. If you find dirty socks and underwear near-toor semi-near the hamper, there is a man nearby.ġ0. Men roll their eyes at words like “commitment, and change the toilet paper roll “ĩ.
SUPER COOL FACTS ABOUT ME PATCH
For the love of Pete, what is the big deal about golf ?! It’s a big patch of grass with a little dimpled ball… MmmKay.Ĩ. Apparently only women have this magical power.ħ. Putting toilet paper on the roll is not common sense, it’s a super power. 50% of men claim they would feel comfortable if their girlfriend had a lesbian lover. Men can slip into a coma while sitting in a retail store chair waiting for you to come out of the fitting room.ĥ. Men waste thousands of gallons of fuel every year, driving around while not asking for directions.Ĥ. Men enjoy long romantic walks to the beer fridge.ģ.
If you shake your groove thing in front of a man, you’re pretty much guaranteed to have anything you want.Ģ. We all know that it’s never going to happen. We need to stop expecting normal from men.
Say yes, or get slapped with a pork chop. This photo of Michael pretty much captures what living with a man is all about, don’t you think? Hahaha !!! Guess what? I did not set this shot up.
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